I am ... (manifesto)

I am the immigrant that...
- cleans your house, your street and your office, because you're too lazy to clean after yourself;
- raises your kid and takes them to school, because you have no such time;
- builds you a home and all your buildings;
- sells you a house and gets a big-fat bonus from it;
- drives your bus, taxi or airplane;
- gets you back in shape when you're too fat to even see your toes standing;
- runs your hospitals and health system;
- teaches your kids how to properly speak their own language;
- has an affair with your partner, because you're too busy with providing for yourself;
- grows your vegetables and sells your groceries;
- sells you guns and arms to protect your country;
- makes your economy grow.
That being said, do you still think that you're better than me?

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Stefan Beniamin ©